Mr. Christopher is a zero binome on the crew of the Saucy Mare under The Crimson Binome. He is the first mate of the Saucy Mare and is the ship's accountant. Mr. Christopher always carries his laptop computer with him. He isn't a great fighter but he is very brave and loyal to Captain Capacitor.
Mr. Christopher is a quiet accountant, and not what a person pictures when they think of a pirate. He is rather timid, and is never found without his laptop. Mr. Christopher is always giving out financial advice to the Captain even if he doesn't want to hear it. He isn't of much use during a fight, but Captain Capacitor knows that Mr. Christopher is invaluable in order to keep track of the ships profits.
Mr. Christopher and the Saucy Mare first visited Mainframe when it raided the city for software. They managed to capture Bob and tried to escape the system but Dot Matrix convinced Captain Capacitor, with some influence from Mr. Christopher, that commerce was more profitable than piracy. They became partners in intersystem commerce.
After Mainframe was cut off from the Net, the Saucy Mare tried to open up trade in other systems but ended up in trouble. Most of the crew was arrested and the Saucy Mare was impounded in the Desert Port Systems harbor. With the help of Matrix and AndrAIa, Captain Capacitor and Mr. Christopher freed the crew, retook the Mare, and fled the system.
They quickly went to the Edge of Beyond in order to enter the Web and search for Bob. The crew covered the Mare in dead Web Creatures to protect it from the Web and Ray Tracer stabilized the Tear so that they could enter the Web.
The ship ended up in a battle with the Web Riders. They nearly lost until Bob arrived calling off the battle. The Saucy Mare transported everyone to the Web Address of Mainframe, once there it encountered traps laid by Mouse each one worse than the last. The Saucy Mare was almost destroyed but Bob merged with Glitch and stabilized the tear, opening the way to Mainframe.
After the Viral Wars Mainframe began to crash. As the city collapsed Mr. Christopher and the crew of the Saucy Mare were seen in the Principal Office sharing a drink with Old Man Pearson, Binky, Algernon, and Mr. Mitchell. (End Prog)
Mr. Christopher later attended Dot Matrix's failed wedding.